Funny quotes cleanliness

16 Funny cleanliness quotes

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

1 month ago

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

1 month ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

2 months ago

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

3 months ago

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

3 months ago

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

3 months ago

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

3 months ago

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

3 months ago

Self-cleaning conscience.

3 months ago

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

3 months ago

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

3 months ago

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

3 months ago

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

3 months ago

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

3 months ago

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

3 months ago

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

3 months ago