19 Funny cleanliness quotes

• An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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  again, article, bored, clean, cleanliness, clothing, enough, floor, germ, humor, joke, laundry, leave, left, procrastination

• Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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  bedroom, child, cleaner, cleanliness, door, hack, house, humor, parent, parenting, shut

• You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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  always, case, cleanliness, ghosts, humor, hygiene, laundry, need, once, routine, sheets, should, shower, spooky, wash, week, weekly, weekly routine

• Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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  change, cleanliness, diaper, humor, irony, joke, politician, politics, reason, same, satire

• Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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  air, cleanliness, flu, hands, health, humor, love, relationship, wash

• You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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  cleanliness, cycle, dust, dusting, existentialism, humor, life, life cycle, philosophy, procrastination, someone

• Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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  bathroom, cleanliness, door, expectation, gas, gas station, humor, i, man, open, prayer, restroom, risk, say, short, station, whenever

• You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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  cleanliness, dust, existential, humor, i, irony, joke, know, life, philosophy, return, someone, why

• Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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  advice, care, cleanliness, confidence, hair, humor, just, listen, personal, personal care, self-image, thoughts, true, yourself

• Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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  advice, before, clean, cleanliness, humor, media, need, personal, personal space, room, selfie, social, social media, space, take

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