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2 months ago
Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Commentary:
Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️
2 months ago
Share →: Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Commentary:
"Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"
3 months ago
Share →: Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs 🤧💕 Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! 🧼🥰"
3 months ago
Share →: You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"
4 months ago
Share →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Commentary:
"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"
5 months ago
Share →: You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Commentary:
"Dust: the ultimate undercover identity for all your lost treasures 😂🧹 #MysteryDustFriends #CleaningConspiracies"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Commentary:
"Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁‍♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"
5 months ago
Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"