Funny client quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, my client requests a brief recess to engage in a stimulating game of Candy Crush! 🍭⚖️ Let's admit it, even justice could use a little swipe and tap now and then. #PhoneDefenseWinning"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: Cake or Not Cake? 🎂🔪 Either way, it seems my client was driven by a dessert dilemma rather than a criminal intent, Your Honor! 😅 #CakeOrStab"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

  Commentary:
  Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing "No" on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, my client kindly requests to opt out of the exclusive 'Jail Experience' program. They prefer the deluxe 'Freedom Package' with a side of innocence 🕶️🔓😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

  Commentary:
  "When the client says 'make it pop', I'm never quite sure if they want the project to shine like a disco ball 🕺 or if they expect me to start breakdancing on the conference table 💃. Either way, I'm prepared to dazzle with my creativity – in more ways than one! 💥✨"

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