Funny client quotes

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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  2 months ago

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• Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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  2 months ago

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• The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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  2 months ago

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• 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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  2 months ago

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• Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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  2 months ago

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• When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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  2 months ago

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