Funny client quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.
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  4 months ago

  View →: 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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