18 Funny clumsiness quotes

• A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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  4 weeks ago

  2, advice, clumsiness, guide, head, hit, humor, joke, mind, reaction, say, someone, wait, warning

• When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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  4 weeks ago

  catching, clumsiness, competition, dropping, event, humor, me, Olympics, phone, shine, sport

• I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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  4 weeks ago

  avocado, baby, childbirth, clumsiness, comfort, comfortable, delivery, dropping, even, humor, i, never, pit, struggle

• We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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  4 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward moment, blue, blue eye, clumsiness, even, eye, eyes, first impression, gaze, humor, i, impression, just, meeting, moment, never, pale, tell, toe

• Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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  4 weeks ago

  clumsiness, falling, grace, gracefully, head, humor, mastery, practice, repetition

• Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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  4 weeks ago

  absent, absent things, brag, clumsiness, humor, i, joke, over, self-deprecation, things, trip

• Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, beach, best, chance, clumsiness, flip, flip flop, flop, fun, funny moment, humor, laughter, moment, outdoor, outdoor fun, own, someone, summer, trip

• There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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  4 weeks ago

  beverage, clumsiness, coffee, cup, fear, full, hand, morning, nothing, sneeze, spill

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