18 Funny country quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says 'land of the free' like an epic guitar riff! 🇺🇸🎸🌴 #RockOn"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

  Commentary:
  "Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

  Commentary:
  "When pasta, pizza, and romance are a package deal, how can you not say 'Te amo'? 🍕❤️🇮🇹"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're barking up the right tree! 🏡🐾 Who knew that becoming a rescue dog could lead to the ultimate ruff life in the countryside? 🐶💼 Time to start perfecting those tail-wagging skills and fetching those dreams! 🐕✨ #RescueDogGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

  Commentary:
  "Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about bleeding red, white, and blue! 💙🩸❤️ Hope your period doesn't sway your vote… or vice versa! Stay strong, period warrior! 💪🇺🇸 #PatrioticFlow"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, world! The power of a woman's handbag knows no bounds! 💃👜✈️ Who needs a passport when you've got lipstick, keys, and unlimited potential in there, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, but shhh, don't mention the broken bits! 🤫✈️ #immigrationwoes"

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