Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country. Posted on23 hours ago
Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. Posted on1 day ago
All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people. Posted on2 days ago
8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single. Posted on4 days ago