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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Just shared via Telegram:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Making waves on Facebook:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Just shared via Facebook:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Just landed via Slack:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Shared recently on Discord:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Shared recently on Threads:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

17 shares on X this month:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Trending via Snapchat:

Milk or be milked.

Going bananas on Slack:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Going viral on TikTok:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Spotted on Messenger:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Spotted on Telegram:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Going bananas on Discord:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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