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14 Funny country quotes

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

2 months ago

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

3 months ago

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

3 months ago

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

3 months ago

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

3 months ago

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

3 months ago

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

3 months ago

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

3 months ago

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

3 months ago

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

3 months ago

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

3 months ago

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

3 months ago

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

3 months ago

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

3 months ago