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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

Just shared via X:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Trending via Snapchat:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Trending via YouTube:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Making waves on Slack:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Freshly posted on Slack:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Live now on Facebook:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

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100 shares on Pinterest this month:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

Making waves on YouTube:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Making waves on YouTube:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Just shared via Instagram:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Spotted on Telegram:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Shared recently on Slack:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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