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Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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Going viral on Telegram:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Breaking via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Just landed via WeChat:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Going viral on Instagram:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Going viral on Facebook:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Breaking via YouTube:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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Trending via YouTube:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Spotted on Slack:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Breaking via X:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Making waves on Pinterest:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Reported on Telegram:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Spotted on TikTok:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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