I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Commentary:
"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Commentary:
"Who knew the real issue was not in talking to animals, but in expecting a response back? It's a fine line between Dr. Dolittle and Dr. Delusional!"

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs normal when you can have happy with a twist? Embrace your unique flavor and let the world wonder how you take your happiness served!"

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Commentary:
"Surprising, right? It's like stumbling upon a unicorn in a sea of donkeys. Who knew genuine kindness could exist without a secret plot to take over the world? It's like finding a diamond in the rough, except this diamond doesn't come with any fine print or sneaky terms and conditions. Keep an eye out for these rare specimens – they're the real MVPs in a world full of undercover operators."

I wanna be crazy rich. I'm already crazy, so I'm half way there.

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Commentary:
Well, they say half the battle is admitting it, so you're off to a good start! Just remember, being "crazy rich" might sound like a wild ride, but don't forget to pack your sanity along for the journey. Who knows, maybe you'll end up with a fortune cookie that says, "Insanity is the key to riches… and also, don't forget to tip your waiter."