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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Going viral on Discord:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Seen just now on Slack:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Shared recently on Discord:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Trending via Reddit:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Spotted on Telegram:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Just landed via Discord:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Trending via Twitch:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Making waves on Slack:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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55 shares on Facebook this month:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Just landed via Twitch:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Just landed via X:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Going bananas on Threads:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Just landed via Threads:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Shared recently on Instagram:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Spotted on WeChat:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Just landed via Messenger:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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