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Funny Quotes About "cursing"
- Why did the swear word go to school? To expand its vocabulary!
- What's a pirate's favorite curse word? Ship!
- I try to avoid cursing, but sometimes it's like punctuation for my sentences.
- I only swear on days that end in 'y'.
- Cursing is just my way of giving my sentences a little kick!
- Cursing is my second language - my first is sarcasm.
- I don't swear, I just have a colorful vocabulary.
- My curse word bank account is overdrawn.
- Cursing is my cardio.
- Sometimes the only appropriate response is a well-placed curse word.
- I curse because it's cheaper than therapy.
- Cursing is my way of expressing myself creatively.
- I'm fluent in three languages: English, sarcasm, and cursing.
- No one ever injured their eyesight by looking on the bright side - unless they were reading my curse words.
- I don't always curse, but when I do, I prefer to make it count.
- I curse because it's the polite way to yell.
- Cursing is like a symphony of emotion, with F-bombs as the crescendo.
- I'm a curse word connoisseur - I like to pair them with just the right situation.
- If cursing was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist.
- Cursing is my way of keeping my language skills sharp.