Commentary:
"Well, at least he's self-aware! Who needs to excel at everything when you can excel at being bad, right?"
Commentary:
"If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"
Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern approach to romance – block first, ask questions later! Who needs love letters when you can have a solid block list instead? Follow for more tips on how to keep your heart safe and your social media drama-free!"
Commentary:
"Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"
Commentary:
Well, those bruises must have quite the active social life if they're not from getting lucky in love!