Funny deer quotes

• Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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• Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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• I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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• Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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• The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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