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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

May 23, 2026

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

May 23, 2026

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

May 23, 2026

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

May 22, 2026

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

May 20, 2026