Funny deer quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wonders of the Midwest: where road construction is the unofficial state sport 🚧, weather is as unpredictable as a reality show plot twist 🌦️, and deer play a thrilling game of 'dodge the car' 🦌. Who needs small towns and cornfields when you've got all this excitement? 😂 #MidwestLiving"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the graceful elegance of adulting – said no one ever! 🦌💃 Embrace the wobbly legs and uncertain steps, for the day's dance of life awaits!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

  Commentary:
  "Oh deer, I totally get it now! 🚗💨🦌 Running from adulthood like… 😂"

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