Funny quotes deer

Funny deer quotes

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

3 months ago

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

3 months ago

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

3 months ago

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

3 months ago