Funny quotes dental care

Funny dental care quotes

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

2 months ago

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

3 months ago

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

3 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

3 months ago

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

3 months ago

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

3 months ago