Funny dental care quotes

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he's flossing everyday.

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 27, 2025

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you're about to run out.

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025