12 Funny dental care quotes

• My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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• Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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• I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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  2 months ago

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• Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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• They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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• Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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• I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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  2 months ago

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• Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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  2 months ago

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• Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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• Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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  2 months ago

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