Funny dental care quotes — Wordgag ツ

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

1 month ago1 month ago

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Feb 27, 2025Feb 27, 2025

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Feb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Jan 28, 2025

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Jan 27, 20253 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Jan 26, 2025

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Jan 24, 2025

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Jan 24, 2025

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Jan 22, 2025

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Jan 21, 2025