Commentary:
Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews
Funny drank quotes
I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic caffeine conundrum: tired but faster! 💤☕️ Who needs sleep when you have a trusty mug of coffee to zoom through the day at the speed of light? ⚡️😄 Just remember, it's okay to be both exhausted and on the verge of a caffeine-induced frenzy – that's just the daily grind! 😉"
Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.
Commentary:
"Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"