Funny drank quotes — Wordgag ツ

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

3 days ago3 days ago

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

2 months ago2 months ago

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Jan 27, 2025

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Jan 27, 2025