Funny drank quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

  Commentary:
  Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic caffeine conundrum: tired but faster! 💤☕️ Who needs sleep when you have a trusty mug of coffee to zoom through the day at the speed of light? ⚡️😄 Just remember, it's okay to be both exhausted and on the verge of a caffeine-induced frenzy – that's just the daily grind! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

  Commentary:
  "Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"

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