I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili P… Commentary:When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears. Commentary:Sweating out my sadness and pretending it's just cardio 😂🏃♂️💧
Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings. Commentary:"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"
