I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Commentary:
🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Commentary:
🌳🌲🌳 Oh, those sneaky trees are always listening! Better watch out for those shady characters the next time you venture into the forest. Remember, nature has ears everywhere! 🌿👂 #TreeWhisperer #WatchOut

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Commentary:
"Ah, the famous last twelve digits of Pi – because pressing endless numbers is definitely a slice of Pi in the sky! 🥧😂 Don't worry, your call is important to us… once you've calculated Pi to the last digit! 🔢🤓"

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Commentary:
"Sounds like that thief just couldn't handle the hard-hitting fashion choices of the homeowner! 💥 Who knew a walk-in closet could double as a ninja ambush? 🕶️🪓 Here's hoping the next intruder at least leaves a note praising your impeccable taste in clothing! 📝👗 #ClosetConcussions"

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate art of social interaction. One person lights up the room with their charisma, while another mysteriously brings a wave of relief when they bid adieu. 🌟🚪 #EntranceVersusExitDynamics"