Funny enter quotes

• If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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  4 weeks ago

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• When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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  1 month ago

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• I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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  1 month ago

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• I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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  1 month ago

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• Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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  1 month ago

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• I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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  1 month ago

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• Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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  1 month ago

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• Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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  1 month ago

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