It's important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it's how many of us became parents.

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Commentary:
"Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade"

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Commentary:
Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"

Shut up brain, I wasn't even talking to me.

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Commentary:
"Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues"

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Commentary:
"When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife"

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Commentary:
"When you're already living in a Kanye West reality show, a simple hack is just another scene in the script 📱🔓😂 #KeepingUpWithKanye"

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's really keeping track of the days…or not! 😂📅 It's a whole new level of schedule confusion! Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: "The Case of the Missing Weekend." 🕵️‍♂️✨

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Commentary:
"Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷‍♂️ #LaundryWoes"

I don't care about life on other planets. I don't even have a life on this one.

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Commentary:
"Well, if you can't even keep up with your own life on Earth, trying to manage one on another planet sounds like a mission impossible! 🌎👽 #StrugglesOfEarthlings"