250 Funny even quotes

• Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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  1 hour ago

  commercial, commercials, complaint, even, humor, maybe, paid, paying, payment, service, services, stop, streaming, streaming service, subscription, us, volume, watch

• Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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  3 hours ago

  around, confusion, even, ever, humor, mind, overthinking, self-reflection, sitting, thinking, why, wonder

• You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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  5 hours ago

  bad, bad day, cheeseburger, day, even, food, frustration, help, humor, know

• Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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  5 hours ago

  adult, brain, coffee, drink, even, functioning, functioning adult, humor, i, just, me, taste, thinking, trick, tricks, work

• The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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  6 hours ago

  burnout, energy, even, exhaustion, fatigue, levels, reaching, stress, tiredness

• Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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  6 hours ago

  communication, even, harder, humor, know, lie, men, ok, relationship, truth

• Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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  7 hours ago

  even, fatigue, humor, little, most, power, powerful, sleepiness, sleepy, still, strength, tiredness

• I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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  8 hours ago

  acceptance, age, argument, arguments, even, fun, humor, i, life, math, patience, right, say, stage, stay, where

• No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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  9 hours ago

  around, emotion, even, humor, joybaiting, lovebaiting, me, please, positivity, ragebaiting, try, wordplay

• Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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  9 hours ago

  discover, discovery, entertainment, even, humor, imagine, movie, Netflix, parent, parents, surprise

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