250 Funny even quotes

• Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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  condom, even, humor, joke, ribs, taste

• I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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  ask, asking, color, confusion, difference, even, fear, gray, grey, humor, i, know, language, scared, too

• I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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  am, animals, cat, cats, companionship, even, friend, humor, i, mean, reasons, yes

• I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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  cartoons, confusion, even, fighting, honesty, humor, i, know, movy, Transformers

• It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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  even, fact, family, growth, humor, important, lessons, life, life lessons, mistakes, parenting, parents, remember, self-awareness, us

• Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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  cold, cold day, comfort, comfort food, cozy, day, days, embrace, even, food, food love, found, hot, humor, love, peace, pizza, warm, warm embrace

• Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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  clear, clear signals, communication, confusion, dating, even, humor, i, me, misunderstanding, mixed, mixed signals, please, relationships, send, signals, understand

• You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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  anxiety, before, comfort, comfort zone, even, funny observation, home, house, introvert, know, leaving, observation, personality, personality type, social, social anxiety, type, want, zone

• Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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  brain, conversation, even, humor, i, me, mind, self-talk, shut, talking

• One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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  act, drunk, even, fool, humor, i, me, need, personality, spontaneity, thing

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