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  • As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

    Commentary:
    “When it comes to being flexible, I’m as bendy as a brick wall 🧘‍♂️💁‍♂️. As long as I get my way, I’m willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals”

  • The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

    Commentary:
    “The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’ 🌟 So basically, I’m your one-stop shop for awesomeness! 💁‍♂️💼 #AllHailE”

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