Funny quotes fall

46 Funny fall quotes

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

4 days ago

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

3 weeks ago

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

1 month ago

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

1 month ago

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

1 month ago

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

1 month ago

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

1 month ago

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

1 month ago

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

1 month ago

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

1 month ago

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

1 month ago

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

1 month ago

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

1 month ago

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

3 months ago

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

3 months ago

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

3 months ago

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

3 months ago

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

3 months ago

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

3 months ago

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

3 months ago