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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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55 Funny fall quotes

Funny fall quotes 🍂 are here to tickle your funny bone while the leaves 🍁 make their grand exit! As the air turns crisp and pumpkin-spiced everything takes over 🎃, these witty words celebrate autumn’s quirks with a giggle and a grin. Whether you’re sipping cider or jumping into a pile of leaves, these quotes are perfect for adding a dash of humor to your season 🍃. Get ready to fall for the laughs!

New funny fall quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Because pillows never break your heart! 🛏️😴❤️
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got that blood-type compatibility sorted! 🧛‍♂️❤️🔮
2 weeks ago
Share →: If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Commentary:
Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
2 weeks ago
Share →: “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦‍♂️🙈
2 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Commentary:
Nap mode activated: unlocking the secret art of power napping! 😴🛋️✨
4 weeks ago
Share →: Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Commentary:
"Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"
2 months ago
Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
2 months ago
Share →: You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Commentary:
"Falling in love: the only free test that can diagnose your inner crazy! 😂💘🌀"
2 months ago
Share →: Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Commentary:
That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘
3 months ago
Share →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Commentary:
"Whoops! Accidentally rolling into singledom like… 🤷‍♂️💔 Gravity may bring you down, but at least it gives you a good excuse for falling out of love with your bedmate! 😂 #SingleLifeStruggles"

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Live now on Telegram:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Just shared via Messenger:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Reported on Snapchat:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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