49 Funny fall quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.
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  1 month ago

  View →: You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: November is for turtlenecks and depression.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
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  4 months ago

  View →: That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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