76 Funny fall quotes

• When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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• I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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• Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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• Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

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• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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• I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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• If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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• “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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• Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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