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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Having a job ruined my life.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Broadcasted on X:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Breaking via Telegram:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Seen just now on Slack:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Just landed via Facebook:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Just landed via Slack:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

69 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Spotted on X:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Making waves on Twitch:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Trending via YouTube:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Spotted on Messenger:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

Shared recently on Twitch:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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