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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.
I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.
With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.
If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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4 days ago
Share →: Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Commentary:
"Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"
2 months ago
Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
2 months ago
Share →: You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Commentary:
"Falling in love: the only free test that can diagnose your inner crazy! 😂💘🌀"
2 months ago
Share →: Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Commentary:
That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘
2 months ago
Share →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Commentary:
"Whoops! Accidentally rolling into singledom like… 🤷‍♂️💔 Gravity may bring you down, but at least it gives you a good excuse for falling out of love with your bedmate! 😂 #SingleLifeStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Commentary:
"Who knew reaching Cloud 9 came with a 'mind the gap' warning? 🌥️😂 Better pack a parachute for that high-flying descent down to reality!"
3 months ago
Share →: Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Commentary:
"Who needs a lullaby when you have a car ride? 😴🚗 Sweet dreams guaranteed, destination: Dreamland! 🌙✨ #SleepyHeadInMotion"
3 months ago
Share →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Commentary:
Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein
3 months ago
Share →: Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Commentary:
"Who needs their life to be put together anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the mess – that's where the fun is! 🎉 Just remember, it's hard for something to fall apart if it was never fully assembled in the first place! 😜 #LifeMotto"
3 months ago
Share →: People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Commentary:
"Those who can fall asleep faster than a dropped potato 🥔 have got to be hiding some magical sleep secrets 🧙‍♂️. Do they skip the overthinking stage and dive straight into dreamland? 🌙 Maybe they're just professional nappers with a PhD in Dozing Off 😴. Sweet dreams or plot twist: they're actually night ninjas 🌌!"