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Because pillows never break your heart! ๐๏ธ๐ดโค๏ธ
71 Funny fall quotes
I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.
โIโm not falling for that again,โ I say, as Iโm about to fall for whatever that is again.
Welcome to your 50sโฆ you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.
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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.
Donโt fall for me โ Iโll treat you right, and youโll get bored and cheat.
Youโll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.
Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.
