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45 Funny fall quotes

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025