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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Seen just now on Threads:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Just shared via Slack:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Making waves on Slack:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Live now on Pinterest:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Funny feel good quotes

Funny feel good quotes are the perfect pick-me-up when you need a burst of laughter and positivity 🌟😄. They brighten your day, lighten the mood, and remind you that joy can be found in the little things 🎉✨. Whether you’re scrolling through your feed or sharing with friends, these witty gems will have you smiling in no time 😜💫. Ready for some feel-good vibes? Let’s dive in! 🎈😂

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

29 shares on X this month:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

45 shares on Telegram this month:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Just shared via Instagram:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Breaking via Twitch:

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

Just shared via Messenger:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Seen just now on X:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Freshly posted on X:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Broadcasted on Threads:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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