107 Funny feel quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet, refreshing sensation of deodorant post-shave – a true wake-up call for the armpits! 💪🪒 Who knew that feeling alive could involve a spritz of freshness and a smooth shave? It's the little things in life, folks! 😄 #ArmpitAwakening"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

  Commentary:
  "Choosing the perfect emoji is the new struggle of our generation 🤷‍♂️👗 Who knew that something so small could cause so much indecision! Now I get a taste of the fashion dilemma women face daily 😂 #EmojiFashionCrisis"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

  Commentary:
  Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of solving technology problems with a well-placed smack. If only we could do the same with people… 📺👋😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the melodious sound of the alarm clock – the daily symphony of regret and wishful thinking! 🕰️💸 Trading cubicles for castles sounds like a dream worth hitting the snooze button for! 😂 #InheritanceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the paradoxical superpower of making people comfortable by making them uncomfortable! 🤔💫 It's like a rollercoaster ride for their emotions – hold on tight and enjoy the awkward twists and turns! 🎢😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

  Commentary:
  "Adding a whole new dimension to the blues with my harmonica skills! 🎵🎷 Can't tell if I'm making sweet music or summoning a rainstorm of emotions… 🌧️😅 #BluesPlayerStruggles"

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