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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.
You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.
The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.
Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.
That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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5 months ago
Share →: When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Commentary:
"Life's greatest mystery: when does wisdom finally decide to show up and pay rent in our brains? 🤔🤓 Until then, we'll just keep collecting more wrinkles and bad jokes! 😂👴🏼"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Commentary:
"Looks like they talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk…straight to safety! 🗣️💁‍♂️ #ChattyVictim"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, sleep – the ultimate escape from adulting responsibilities! 😴 No missed calls, no awkward conversations, just pure blissful nothingness. Who needs therapy when you have a comfy bed, am I right? 🛌💤"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Commentary:
"Caught in a love triangle between my recliner and loveseat… Who said being lazy wasn't complicated? 😂🪑❤️ #LazinessOverload"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Commentary:
"Don't sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect"
5 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Commentary:
"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Commentary:
"Hydration: the ultimate balancing act between feeling like a well-moisturized plant and having a bladder that's more demanding than a diva on a bad day 🚰😡💦 #HydrationIssues"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"
5 months ago
Share →: This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Commentary:
"Looks like 2022 forgot its manners and needs a time-out! 🙈 Let's hope it learns to behave before we let it back in the party 💃🎉 #YearlyBehaviorIssues"