107 Funny feel quotes

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.
I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.
Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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5 months ago
Share →: If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Commentary:
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you're probably imagining how I feel – like a cat stuck in a room full of cucumbers 🥒🐱 #CantHandleThis"
5 months ago
Share →: People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Commentary:
"Breaking news: local hero ditches work to embrace feeling good 😎✨ Who needs a sick day when you can have a 'feeling awesome day' instead?! 🙌🏼 #WorkGoals #PrioritizeWellness"
5 months ago
Share →: One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Commentary:
Oh, the mystery of laundry time estimation! 🤔🕒 It's like our washing machines are out there playing a little game of hide and seek with us! "Oh, you thought I'd be done in 10 minutes? Surprise, it's actually 30!" 🎉 Just come clean with us, washing machine, we can handle the truth – and maybe a few extra minutes. 😉🧺 #LaundryDrama
5 months ago
Share →: You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of aging gracefully until your earlobe hair decides to join the breeze party! 🌬️😂 Embrace the unexpected moments of wisdom and earlobe adventures that come with each passing year!
5 months ago
Share →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁‍♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"
5 months ago
Share →: I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're preparing for a potential stint in the big house, huh? 🤣🏛️ Just remember, life in prison isn't all movie marathons and popcorn – but hey, at least you'll have some stellar Shawshank Redemption quotes ready to go! 🍿#LifeGoals #PrisonPrep
5 months ago
Share →: “Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet satisfaction of beating the email to the punch! 😄📧 Ignoring emails like a pro! Keep scrolling, buddy! 😉 #EmailIgnored"
5 months ago
Share →: Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Commentary:
"Oh, the magical charm of soup – fulfilling your hunger while leaving you yearning for more 🍲😋 It's like a delicious tease for your taste buds, always keeping you hungry for that next delightful spoonful!"
5 months ago
Share →: Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Commentary:
Oh, of course! Because nothing says romance like a good ol' interrogation! 🕵️‍♂️💬 Remember, ladies love confidence, so just boldly proclaim your undying love for pickles or your expertise in underwater basket weaving. Who needs questions when you've got statements as smooth as a jazz saxophonist on a moonlit night? Keep those words coming, fellas! 🎤🌙 #DatingAdvice #NoQuestionsAsked