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Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Making waves on YouTube:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Shared recently on Slack:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Making waves on Reddit:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Trending via Slack:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Spotted on Instagram:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Trending via TikTok:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Just landed via TikTok:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Breaking via Telegram:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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86 shares on Slack this month:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

24 shares on Slack this month:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

80 shares on Discord this month:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

93 shares on X this month:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Making waves on Telegram:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Spotted on Telegram:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Shared recently on TikTok:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Going viral on Telegram:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Live now on Facebook:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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