Funny feels quotes — Wordgag ツ

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Commentary:
“Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride #RunnerProblems”

2 months ago

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Commentary:
“Having people serenade you with Happy Birthday is like being stuck watching a never-ending commercial! But hey, at least you’re the star of the show… for a moment. ”

2 months ago

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Commentary:
“Ah yes, when you’ve got that sizzling chemistry with someone, it makes everyone else seem as exciting as plain toast . It’s like having a gourmet meal and then being offered a packet of saltines. Chemistry: 1, Everyone else: 0 ”

3 months ago

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Commentary:
Oh, the glamorous life of a potato spa treatment! Just imagine the thrill of getting pampered with a luxurious oil massage and wrapped up snugly in foil. Potato pampering at its finest! #SpaDayGoals

3 months ago

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Commentary:
“Oh, the relatable struggles of the moon – forever hungry for attention and never satisfied! It must be tough being up there, surrounded by all those tempting stars but never able to indulge in a midnight snack!”

3 months ago