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Ready to crack the case of the midnight munchies with my trusty sidekick, Scooby-Doo! 🐾🔦🔍
64 Funny feels quotes
Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.
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Screaming my best jokes to corn stalks, at least they won’t judge or boo me! 🌽😂📢
Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.
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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures
Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.
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Strutting down the street with a pizza is the new version of a red carpet moment 🍕🕺😎
Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.
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When you start believing your own excuses, you're definitely on that level 😂🤦♂️#Oops #StayReal
Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.
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Feeling like I'm on top of the world… and other days, it's more like a heavyweight championship with Earth as my opponent! 😂🌍💪
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.
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Taking bedtime procrastination to an Olympic-level sport 🥇😴 Who needs sleep when you can win the "just one more episode" marathon? 📺😂
I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.
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Stretch goals… taken a bit too literally! 😂🧘♂️