36 Funny five quotes — Wordgag ツ

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Jan 28, 2025

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Jan 28, 2025

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Jan 28, 2025

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Jan 27, 2025

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Jan 26, 2025

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Jan 26, 2025

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Jan 24, 2025

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Jan 24, 2025

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Jan 24, 2025

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Jan 23, 2025

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Jan 22, 2025

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Jan 22, 2025

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Jan 22, 2025

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Jan 22, 2025

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Jan 21, 2025Jan 21, 2025

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Jan 21, 2025