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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Just shared via Threads:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Just landed via Threads:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Shared recently on Facebook:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Shared recently on X:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

31 shares on X this month:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Spotted on Instagram:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Trending via Reddit:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Just landed via Reddit:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Trending via Messenger:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Just landed via YouTube:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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