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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Reported on Messenger:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Going viral on YouTube:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Just shared via TikTok:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Funny flipping quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday moments, flipping the script with wit and charm 😂✨ Whether you’re flipping pancakes, moods, or just life itself, these playful sayings add a sprinkle of laughter and good vibes 🍳😄 Ready to flip your day around? Let’s dive into some chuckle-worthy gems that’ll have you laughing out loud in no time! 🎉🤣

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Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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"Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃‍♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Commentary:
"Getting tinted windows to shield your aura of mystery? Just remember, sometimes you still need to share a piece of your mind… or finger? 🚗🕶️🖕 #TintedWindowsDilemma"

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Just landed via Instagram:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Spotted on TikTok:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Live now on YouTube:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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