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25 Funny food humor quotes

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

3 weeks ago

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

1 month ago

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

2 months ago

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

3 months ago

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

3 months ago

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

3 months ago

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

3 months ago

Avocado is just green butter.

3 months ago

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

3 months ago

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

3 months ago

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

3 months ago

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

3 months ago

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

3 months ago

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

3 months ago

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

3 months ago

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

3 months ago

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

3 months ago

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

3 months ago

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

3 months ago

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

3 months ago