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25 Funny food humor quotes

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Avocado is just green butter.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025