42 Funny food humor quotes

• Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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• Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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• A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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• Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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• If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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• You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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• Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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