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- Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
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- She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.
- I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.
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- I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?
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