167 Funny getting quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

  Commentary:
  "Reaching that age when simply getting out of bed deserves a round of applause! 👏🕺 Age is just a number, but those applause sure feel real! 😄🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

  Commentary:
  "Watching my little angels master the delicate dance between sibling love and chaos is like witnessing a live sitcom – with a sprinkle of chaos, a dash of giggles, and a whole lot of heartwarming moments! 🎭💕 #SiblingsDaycareAndLaughs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

  Commentary:
  "Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷‍♂️ #RoyalGhosting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dumbbells when you have the sheer willpower to defy gravity and pry yourself from the cozy clutches of your bed every morning? 💪😴 #BedToBeast #MorningStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of aging! 🧓 That moment when sitting cross-legged feels more like a risky yoga pose than a casual seating choice. 🧘‍♂️ The floor suddenly seems to have turned into a secret trap of full-body paralysis waiting to strike! Better grab a chair and some ice packs just in case. ❄️😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the morning bladder – the ultimate wakeup call with a dash of urgency! 🚽💦 It's like our bodies are in a race against time while we're just trying to get the day started. Slow down, bladder, slow down! 😂 #MorningStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆‍♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beautiful game of soccer – where 11 sad men reluctantly hand the ball over to the other team, who are the happy ones skipping away with joy! ⚽😂 It's a true tale of teamwork, persistence, and the fine art of nagging until harmony is reached on the field! 🤝 #SoccerReversedGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, looking to dip a toe into the world of mischief, are we? 👀 How about starting with some top-tier offenses like jaywalking without holding your buddy's hand, or speed-walking in a no-running zone? 😄 Remember, crime doesn't pay…unless it's in Monopoly money! 🎩💰 #LawlessLearner"

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