When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of vague aspirations coming back to haunt us! 😂 It's all fun and games until you realize you're not even sure who you wanted to be in the first place! 🤔 Next time, let's remember to aim for something a bit more specific, shall we? 🎯"

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖"

I'm slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of adulting – like a never-ending rollercoaster ride with no exits in sight! 🎢😅 Just remember, growing up is optional… but paying bills is not! 💸💼 Hang in there, you got this! 🌟 #ForeverYoung"

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Commentary:
Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles