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5 months ago
Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded togetherness! 😂 Who needs material wealth when you can have endless family drama instead? 🤷‍♂️🤣 #familybonding #dramaqueen"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"
5 months ago
Share →: Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the delightful world of adulting, where the hair growth is unpredictable and the balding is selective! 🧔🚫💇‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of vague aspirations coming back to haunt us! 😂 It's all fun and games until you realize you're not even sure who you wanted to be in the first place! 🤔 Next time, let's remember to aim for something a bit more specific, shall we? 🎯"
5 months ago
Share →: You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of adulting – like a never-ending rollercoaster ride with no exits in sight! 🎢😅 Just remember, growing up is optional… but paying bills is not! 💸💼 Hang in there, you got this! 🌟 #ForeverYoung"