Commentary:
Finally found my superpower: dodging family gatherings since day one! 🦸♂️🕵️♀️🏃♂️
44 Funny growing quotes
Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.
Commentary:
All that time and effort, but at least you'll be rich… in tomatoes! 🍅💰😄
“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.
Commentary:
Nothing's been okay since I realized recess wasn't a lifelong event 😂🤷♂️ #AdultingIsHard
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"
Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
Commentary:
"BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"
Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.
Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"
I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' mullet defense strategy – business in the front, party in the back (but no parties for you, apparently)! 🤣 Here's to rocking that anti-social hairstyle with flair! 💇♂️"
My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
Commentary:
Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles
No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.
Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a weather app predicting your achy joints and grumpy mood? 🌧️☀️ Embracing the new normal of adulting, one weather check at a time! 📱😅"
Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
Commentary:
"Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor"