Funny guardian angel quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

  Commentary:
  She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

  Commentary:
  Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems

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