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Funny guardian angel quotes

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: "You're a pain in the ass!"

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025