Start every phone call with "My battery is at 5%" so you can hang up whenever you want.

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Imagine the power move of casually dropping 'My battery is at 5%' at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong"

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette"