Funny horn quotes

• Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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  1 day ago

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• All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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  1 week ago

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• You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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  1 week ago

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• I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  2 months ago

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• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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  3 months ago

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