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Funny horn quotes

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

1 month ago

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

3 months ago

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

3 months ago

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

3 months ago