Funny horn quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.
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  5 months ago

  View →: All my small talk is done with a car horn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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