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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Funny horn quotes

Funny horn quotes 🚗🎺 are the perfect way to add a little honk-tastic humor to your day! Whether you’re stuck in traffic or just love the sound of a cheeky beep, these witty lines will have you smiling and maybe even honking along. Ready to turn up the volume on laughter? Let’s dive into some horn-inspired fun that’s sure to make your ride a whole lot more entertaining! 😂🔊

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

5 days ago
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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

1 month ago
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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

1 month ago
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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

1 month ago
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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

1 month ago
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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

1 month ago
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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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