Funny horn quotes

Cars should come with a secondary smaller "sorry" horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025