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Funny intelligence quotes add a playful spin to the concept of smarts and cleverness. 🧠😄 From witty observations about brainy moments to humorous takes on intellectual pursuits, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of being intelligent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the world of wit and wisdom! 🧠😄

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.
Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.
If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.
I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.
All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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6 days ago
Share →: “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Commentary:
"Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"
6 days ago
Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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"When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
1 month ago
Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
2 months ago
Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀
3 months ago
Share →: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Well, it's true that cats might not be the most reliable sled pullers, but I'm sure they'd be happy to supervise from a cozy spot by the fireplace while the dogs do all the hard work. After all, why break a sweat when you can break out the treats instead?
4 months ago
Share →: All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Well, it looks like we've been inadvertently training our future robot overlords all along! Who knew that our endless scrolling and meme-sharing were preparing AI to take over the world one cat video at a time? Be careful what you post online, you might be contributing to the rise of our digital overlords!
5 months ago
Share →: The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"
5 months ago
Share →: Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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"Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"