The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Commentary:
"Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Commentary:
Well, if authenticity is the key, then you, my friend, are a shining example of staying true to who you are! 🤖➡️🤪 Embrace that authentic stupidity and let it guide you through life's maze of artificial intelligence! 🧠🚫 #ProudlyDumb

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you're smart and you can stop reading entirely.

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius"

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that's what I tell myself.

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's more of a mild Gouda than a sharp cheddar 🔪🧀 Maybe they just need a bit more time to mature like a fine wine 🍷 #CheesyJokes"

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old battle between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity – a clash as epic as it is unpredictable! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Will humanity meet its demise at the cold, calculating hands of AI, or simply trip over its own shoelaces of stupidity? Stay tuned for this thrilling reality show we call 'The Future'!"

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being book smart but not street smart! 📚🧠 Who knew that some of life's most important lessons can't be found in a textbook? 🤔 Maybe next time we'll skip the diploma and opt for a crash course in common sense instead! 😅"

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Commentary:
"If you want to grab my attention, just remember: Wit and wisdom will get you further than just knocking on the door 🚪💡😂 Keep those brain cells and funny bones engaged! #SmartAndFunny"

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Commentary:
"Ah, intelligence, the mysterious beast that eludes even the insiders! 🤔💡 As an outsider peering in, I'd say it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while wearing mittens – challenging, but oh-so-satisfying when you finally crack the code! 🧠🤓 #IntelligenceFromAnOutsiderPerspective"