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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Just shared via X:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Breaking via X:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Trending via WeChat:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Going bananas on X:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Spotted on WeChat:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Trending via Messenger:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

85 Funny intelligence quotes

Funny intelligence quotes add a playful spin to the concept of smarts and cleverness. 🧠😄 From witty observations about brainy moments to humorous takes on intellectual pursuits, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of being intelligent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the world of wit and wisdom! 🧠😄

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

9 hours ago

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

10 hours ago

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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

16 hours ago

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

16 hours ago

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

18 hours ago

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

20 hours ago

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

22 hours ago

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76 shares on Reddit this month:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

33 shares on X this month:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Trending via Threads:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Trending via Telegram:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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