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29 Funny intelligence quotes

Funny intelligence quotes add a playful spin to the concept of smarts and cleverness. 🧠😄 From witty observations about brainy moments to humorous takes on intellectual pursuits, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of being intelligent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the world of wit and wisdom! 🧠😄

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025