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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Just shared via Slack:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Going viral on YouTube:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Breaking via X:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Spreading quickly via X:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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77 Funny intelligence quotes

Funny intelligence quotes add a playful spin to the concept of smarts and cleverness. 🧠😄 From witty observations about brainy moments to humorous takes on intellectual pursuits, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of being intelligent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the world of wit and wisdom! 🧠😄

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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28 shares on Snapchat this month:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

47 shares on Threads this month:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

35 shares on X this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Making waves on YouTube:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Trending via TikTok:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Just shared via Slack:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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