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29 Funny intelligence quotes

Funny intelligence quotes add a playful spin to the concept of smarts and cleverness. 🧠😄 From witty observations about brainy moments to humorous takes on intellectual pursuits, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of being intelligent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the world of wit and wisdom! 🧠😄

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

1 month ago

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

2 months ago

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

3 months ago

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

3 months ago

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

3 months ago

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

3 months ago

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

3 months ago

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

3 months ago

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

3 months ago

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

3 months ago

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

3 months ago

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

3 months ago

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

3 months ago

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

3 months ago

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

3 months ago

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

3 months ago

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

3 months ago

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

3 months ago

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

3 months ago

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

3 months ago