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"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list π€·ββοΈ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners ππββοΈ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism"
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- Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
- I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!
- They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.
- I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized theyβd stolen my entire social strategy.
- Responding to all selfies with βthis should work.β
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π€ "Why settle for small talk when you can spark existential crises in strangers? Flex level: Social ninja." π #UnforgettableEncounters -
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"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? π€π #BotBusting" -
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"Ah, the elevator hug – where awkward silence turns into a brief, yet intimate moment with a complete stranger π€. Remember, a hug a day keeps the tension away! ππ" -
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"Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! π§ π€¬ Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! π¬π" -
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"Oh, you think talking to my pet is strange? Have you tried chatting with Karen from accounting? π±π€π©βπΌ #PetTalksWin" -
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Ah, the classic "headphones defense" move – a bold tactic indeed! π§π Nothing like a little strategic deafness to keep unwanted advances at bay! Maybe invest in some invisible headphones next time for that extra level of commitment to the ruse! π€«π -
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"Remember, how they treat the waiter says more about them than their fancy shoes do! ππ½οΈ It's like the ultimate personality litmus test – pass the kindness test or dine alone! ππ #RespectForAll" -
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Well, well, well, if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs when you're flying solo, maybe it's time to have a heart-to-heart with your own reflection! π€π Remember, the best company you can keep is with yourself – unless you happen to be a ghost whisperer! π»π -
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"Ah, the infamous customer service face slap allowance – because sometimes a well-timed *smack* is worth a thousand words! π₯π But hey, let's stick to our delightful smiles and polite responses instead, shall we? π #CustomerServiceChallenges"
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- I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then Iβll be super fun, I promiseβ1-2 years at most.
- Itβs been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.
- βIβm gonna sneak past you.β No youβre not. Youβve alerted me.
- Next time someone says βIβm a huggerβ and tries to hug me, Iβm gonna say βIβm a puncherβ and see how it goes.
- Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.
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