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5 months ago
Share →: Googling symptoms until you cry.

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"Google: the only place where a simple headache suddenly means you have three rare diseases, have a week to live, and are in desperate need of a hug. 🤯💻😭"
5 months ago
Share →: The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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"Move over, cheetahs! The real speed demons are the smartasses typing away online at lightning speed! 🏃💨💻 Who needs four legs when you have a keyboard and sarcasm on your side? 😂 #InternetSprinter"
5 months ago
Share →: Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Oh, the irony! 😆💻 It's funny how we now spend hours on end scrolling through cat videos and memes when the internet was supposed to make our lives more efficient. Well, at least we're saving time in some alternative universe where cat videos are considered time well spent! 🐱🕰️
5 months ago
Share →: One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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"WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"
5 months ago
Share →: Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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"Taking credit for online accomplishments is like a digital magic trick 🎩🐇 And here's the magician behind the curtain claiming their rightful spot! 🌟💻 #InventorOfTheInternet"
5 months ago
Share →: We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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"Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"
5 months ago
Share →: I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! 🎶📠 Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet's way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! 😂🌐 Let's take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let's just hope our devices don't start screaming for attention in the near future…
5 months ago
Share →: Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Well, well, well, looks like the internet outage brought you some unexpected news! 😆 Who knew you were living with a mysterious nurse all this time? Maybe your wife picked up a side gig while the internet was on a break! 🏥💻 Hope you enjoy getting to know her better now that the connection is back up!
5 months ago
Share →: Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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"Ah, the modern-day prayer for social media junkies 🙏🏼 May the likes be plenty and the comments be kind! Let the validation flow as freely as the WiFi! 📱💻 #BlessedByTheInternet"