Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔
26 Funny intimacy quotes
Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.
Commentary:
Well, that's a whole new level of relationship goals right there… 🤔💑 Who knew that sex could be the final frontier of love and togetherness? 😂💕 #CoupleGoals #AfterSexThoughts
Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.
Commentary:
Well, practice makes perfect in the Olympics of weirdness! 😂🏆🔥
The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
Commentary:
Oh, so that's how you make sure the suspense is real every time 🦈😏 Just imagine the intense buildup followed by a surprising climax! 🎶😆 #SharkWeekInBed
I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
Commentary:
"Who needs fancy dates when you have a loyal shower curtain stealing the show? 🚿😂 Here's to finding that down-to-earth, hands-on partner with waterproof qualities! 💦🛁 #ShowerLove"
Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.
Commentary:
Spaghetti strands for the modern lovebirds 🍝🎧💕