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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Funny Japan quotes bring a delightful mix of wit and culture 🇯🇵✨ that’ll have you chuckling in no time! From quirky traditions to everyday moments, these gems capture Japan’s unique charm with a playful twist 😂🎌. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a smile to your day, get ready to explore the lighter side of the Land of the Rising Sun 🌅😄!

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Share →: I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Commentary:
Decisions, decisions… Can I just stress about winning the lottery to fund this dream trip? 🌍💸✈️
4 weeks ago
Share →: Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Commentary:
"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"
2 months ago
Share →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Commentary:
"Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"
5 months ago
Share →: The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Commentary:
"Visiting Japan is like playing a real-life game of 'Mario Kart' – it's only fun when you have enough coins to fuel your adventure! 🇯🇵💰 Just remember to avoid any banana peels on the path to financial bliss in the Land of the Rising Sun!"
6 months ago
Share →: Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Commentary:
"Oh, absolutely! Just a connoisseur of fine craftsmanship, not a purveyor of geekiness or weirdness. 🤓🪚 Japan has definitely nailed it when it comes to wood joinery! 🌸🏯 #WoodYouBelieveIt"
6 months ago
Share →: Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Commentary:
Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Going viral on Messenger:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Breaking via Threads:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Going viral on Instagram:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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