Commentary:
Well, move over Spotify! 🎵🔥 Looks like the real chart-topper has arrived and it's not available for streaming! 😂💁♂️ Who needs a playlist when you're the ultimate hit single? 🌟 #TrendingOnMyOwnTerms
1033 Funny joke quotes
Trending Funny Joke Quotes 🔥
- If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.
- My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
- I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.
- If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
- Glory hole but for forehead kisses.
More funny joke quotes 👇
-
-
Commentary:
"Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡" -
Commentary:
Well, maybe the dentist just needs some high-definition close-ups of your pearly whites for their Instagram feed! 📸😁 Who knows, your teeth might be camera-shy and prefer the spotlight of an x-ray! 😂 #DentalDrama
Top Funny Joke Quotes 🔥
- You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.
- Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.
- I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.
- Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.
- You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.
For even more funny joke quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇
All funny joke quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌
Share these funny joke quotes with your friends and spread the laughter! Because everyone deserves a daily dose of humor. 🎉
Trending Topics 🔥
activity communication day food fun fun activity humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data 🤓
482 added this month
10,059
Funny Quotes Topics
20 minutes ago