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Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

The world started without permission again.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 31, 2025

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3,429

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Making waves on WeChat:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Spotted on WeChat:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Trending via Instagram:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Breaking via X:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Making waves on Slack:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on YouTube this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

63 shares on Messenger this month:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

45 shares on Slack this month:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

52 shares on Reddit this month:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,363

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Spotted on X:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Making waves on Facebook:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Live now on Instagram:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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