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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Live now on Reddit:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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