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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via Snapchat:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Trending via Instagram:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Just shared via Telegram:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Going viral on Messenger:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Going viral on YouTube:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Trending via YouTube:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Seen just now on Threads:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Trending via Messenger:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Broadcasted on Slack:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Going viral on WeChat:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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