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Funny kiss quotes add a playful touch to the art of affection! 💋😂 These charming and humorous lines explore the lighter side of kissing, from awkward moments to sweet surprises. Perfect for brightening up your day or sharing a laugh with someone special, these quotes remind us that love and laughter often go hand in hand. Enjoy the playful side of romance and share a smile! 😄💖

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5 days ago
Share →: A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Commentary:
"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"
2 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you've got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss'em)! 😘💫"
3 months ago
Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
3 months ago
Share →: Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Commentary:
Looks like the results are in and the diagnosis is clear: a severe case of "kiss deficiency"! 💋 Time to prescribe some extra hugs and smooches to treat this ailment. Who knew that the best cure for a bad day was just a simple kiss away? 😘 #DoctorLove
3 months ago
Share →: Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Commentary:
"Seriously, where's the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we'd all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Commentary:
"Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"
3 months ago
Share →: I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"
3 months ago
Share →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Commentary:
"By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! 💥💔💩 Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' 😂👋"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Commentary:
"Well, it sounds like someone might need a geography lesson along with a kissing tutorial! Let's hope they find their way to more conventional romantic settings in the future."