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Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has copied:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° has downloaded:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has shared:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺ has shared:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Someone from πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ has shared:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ has copied:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡© has shared:

Things will be fine, eventuallyβ€”in thousands of yearsβ€”for rocks.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has shared:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Live now on WeChat:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Trending via Instagram:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Going viral on YouTube:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Going viral on Discord:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I recently discovered β€œmovies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

30 shares on Threads this month:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

84 shares on Threads this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

81 shares on Slack this month:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

60 shares on Slack this month:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like β€œSlimelord” and β€œGlunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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15,269

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has bookmarked:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has downloaded:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has viewed:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Trending via Discord:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Breaking via YouTube:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like β€œHow to teach your kid to not bite”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Just landed via Messenger:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I need to stop saying β€œOppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Making waves on Twitch:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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