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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Just landed via Slack:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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29 Funny kiss quotes

Funny kiss quotes add a playful touch to the art of affection! 💋😂 These charming and humorous lines explore the lighter side of kissing, from awkward moments to sweet surprises. Perfect for brightening up your day or sharing a laugh with someone special, these quotes remind us that love and laughter often go hand in hand. Enjoy the playful side of romance and share a smile! 😄💖

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1 day ago
Share →: The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Commentary:
Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋
4 days ago
Share →: I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Commentary:
Oops, looks like I forgot to charge my "kiss commission" fee! 😅💋😂
4 days ago
Share →: Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Commentary:
Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸‍♂️👓💋
4 days ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Commentary:
Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺
4 days ago
Share →: Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Commentary:
Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Commentary:
"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"
2 weeks ago
Share →: They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
2 weeks ago
Share →: There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
4 weeks ago
Share →: A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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