Commentary:
Oops, looks like I forgot to charge my "kiss commission" fee! 😅💋😂
44 Funny kiss quotes
Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.
Commentary:
Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸♂️👓💋
Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.
Commentary:
Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
Commentary:
Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.
Commentary:
"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.
Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.
Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.
Commentary:
"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"
Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).
Commentary:
"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"