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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,331

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Just shared via Reddit:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Just landed via Discord:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Making waves on Instagram:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Live now on Twitch:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Funny lame quotes

Funny lame quotes bring that perfect blend of silly and groan-worthy humor to brighten your day 😄💬 Whether you love cheesy one-liners or delight in puns so bad they’re good, these gems never fail to crack a smile 😂👍 Get ready to share some chuckles and spread the fun vibes—because sometimes, lame is exactly what you need! 🎉🙌

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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2 months ago

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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2 months ago

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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4 months ago

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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5 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,701

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Spotted on Reddit:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Just landed via Facebook:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Spotted on Snapchat:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Seen just now on Instagram:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Spotted on Reddit:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Going viral on Twitch:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Trending via Snapchat:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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