Funny large quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

  Commentary:
  Oops! Looks like someone took their coffee order a little too seriously! 🚨 Next time, remember it's not a crime to mix up your sizes at Starbucks…unless you really needed that venti caffeine kick! 😂☕️ #CoffeeCrimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the universe's ultimate problem-solver was just a giant space rock away? 🌠💫 Better start working on our aim just in case! 😂 #MeteorMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

  Commentary:
  🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"

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