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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Commentary:
"Looks like 9pm isn't just bedtime anymore – it's also the start of the 'I'm too tired for anything' zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM"
5 months ago
Share →: Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Commentary:
"Staring your procrastination right in the eye like 🙈… 'Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.' 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ProcrastinationGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Commentary:
"Who needs step goals when you can aim for sitting records? 🛋️😂 Say goodbye to tracking your steps and hello to tracking your relaxation levels! Time to sit back, relax, and let that Sitbit do all the work 😎🪑"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive skill of exhausting oneself through pure inertia 🎨💤 Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation could be so demanding? Take a bow, my fellow nap enthusiasts, for we are the true virtuosos of a well-deserved break! 🛌😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like we need a 'weighted blanket with a lock' edition to make sure the morning escape mission remains impossible! 🛌⛓️☀️ #NotAMorningPerson"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"
5 months ago
Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Commentary:
"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"
5 months ago
Share →: People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why some folks ask for information on Facebook that could be found in a quick Google search 🤔 Maybe they just miss the thrill of human interaction amidst the vast sea of cat videos and memes 😆🔍 #JustGoogleIt"
5 months ago
Share →: I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Commentary:
"Looks like the couch is on a mission to save you from the evil clutches of exercise! 🦸‍♂️💪 Who needs a workout when you have a trusty couch sidekick ready to defend you at all costs? 😂🛋️ #CouchPotatoForLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Commentary:
"If life gives you a hill to climb, just plop down in your chair with a nice cold Fanta 🍊 and let the hill come to you! Who needs mountain climbing when you've got a comfy seat and a fizzy drink? 😂 #ChillinNotClimbin"