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Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Tested positive for being single af

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Spotted on Instagram:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Breaking via Pinterest:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Spotted on Threads:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Spotted on X:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Just landed via Instagram:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Going viral on Threads:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Trending via Pinterest:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Funny legacy quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of what we leave behind 😂✨ Whether it’s witty wisdom or cheeky reflections, these gems remind us that legacies don’t always have to be serious 📜🎉 Get ready to chuckle while thinking about the mark you’ll leave on the world—because laughter is the best legacy of all! 😄🔥

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6 months ago
Share →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Commentary:
"Who knew family game night could get so 'heated'?! 🔥♟️ Imagine the suspense as grandma's turn approaches, and everyone is anxiously waiting for her to make her move… literally! ⏳😄 Don't worry about 'running out of time' to spend with loved ones, just flip the hourglass! 🕰️🎲"
6 months ago
Share →: When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Commentary:
"Planning a grand exit, eh? 💥 Just when you thought you’d seen it all, in comes a plot twist! 🎬😂 Always keeping us on our toes, even in the afterlife! 👻 #UnexpectedDemise"

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Going viral on X:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Spotted on Facebook:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Just landed via Snapchat:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Just shared via Discord:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Shared recently on Discord:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Shared recently on Slack:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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