Yes, hello, I'd like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Commentary:
"Who knew family game night could get so 'heated'?! 🔥♟️ Imagine the suspense as grandma's turn approaches, and everyone is anxiously waiting for her to make her move… literally! ⏳😄 Don't worry about 'running out of time' to spend with loved ones, just flip the hourglass! 🕰️🎲"

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Commentary:
"Planning a grand exit, eh? 💥 Just when you thought you’d seen it all, in comes a plot twist! 🎬😂 Always keeping us on our toes, even in the afterlife! 👻 #UnexpectedDemise"