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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Just shared via Slack:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Just landed via Instagram:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Going viral on Reddit:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Shared recently on Discord:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Just landed via TikTok:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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71 shares on Slack this month:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

61 shares on Slack this month:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

80 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Just landed via Pinterest:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Just shared via Instagram:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Trending via YouTube:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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