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- I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
- There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.
- I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
- Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.
- We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.
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Top Funny Lie Quotes 🔥
- 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.
- I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.
- If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.
- “It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.
- It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
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