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"Ah, the audacity of that restless amoeba changing the course of evolution! Now we have to deal with Mondays, the struggle is real ๐๐ #BlameTheAmoeba"
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- “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.
- I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didnโt realize I was still married.
- Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.
- My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.
- This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
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๐คฃ๐ถ "Your child learning to say mommy is like entering a new dimension where you are both the superhero and the sidekick in your own hilarious little sitcom! Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions and the endless loop of 'mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy…' – buckle up, it's gonna be a wild (and adorable) journey! ๐ข๐" -
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"Living that rollercoaster life with our finances like ๐ข๐ธ๐จ One minute you're feeling like a financial wizard, the next you're wondering where did it all go?! Remember, money can disappear faster than your favorite snack in a busy office breakroom! ๐๐ธ #WalletWhirlwind" -
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"Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! ๐ฝ๐๐งโโ๏ธ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!" -
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"Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? ๐ฅ๐ซ Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. ๐๐ " -
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"Stepping into the digital world after a long hiatus like a wise hermit emerging from the mountains! ๐๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ Time offline is like a reset button for our priorities… and a chance to catch up on all those cat videos! ๐ฑ๐ป #BackToReality #OnlineButNotOverwhelmed" -
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"Dear Math, we need to talk. I have my own issues to deal with, like trying to remember where I parked my car and figuring out why I still haven't won the lottery ๐๐ธ. So let's just agree to solve our own problems, shall we? ๐" -
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๐คช๐ "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! ๐" -
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Oh, the struggles of parenting! ๐คช๐ It's like trying to solve a riddle every time they ask, right? Time becomes a mere concept when you have little ones around. Just tell them it's "Today" and leave it at that! ๐ #ParentingProblems
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- Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.
- If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.
- My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.
- Itโs like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.
- Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.
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