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"Ah, the dream of a friend in sync! 🕰️🤝 Imagine the glory of spontaneous hangouts and simultaneous Netflix binges… if only these mythical creatures existed! 🌟 #FriendGoals #WhoNeedsSleepAnyway"
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- I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
- If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.
- Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
- Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?
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"Standing at the checkout line is like being in a reverse popularity contest. 😂🛒 Those in front are the contenders, while the real winners are quietly waiting at the back! 🥇 #BackOfTheLineForTheWin" -
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"Introducing the latest in fast food efficiency: the Drive-Thru Drone! Now you can scout out the quickest route to your burger bliss in record time 🍔🚗 Don't get stuck behind a slowpoke, soar above the queues with your trusty fast food navigator! #InnovationGoals" -
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"Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout line—truly a Jedi master level skill! 💁♂️⏳ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! 🛒😅 #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos" -
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"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings" -
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"Who needs coffee when you can chew on a power line? ⚡☕ Just don't forget to floss those sparks away! 😉 #ElectrifyingEnergy #PowerToThePeople" -
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"Hey boy, are you my washing machine? 🧺⏰ Because just like it, you seem to have absolutely no concept of how long 10 minutes last! 😆⏳" -
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"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁♂️" -
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"Self-checkout: where speeding through like a grocery store ninja is the name of the game 🛒💨 Who has time for precision when you can live life on the edge and risk setting off the 'unexpected item in the bagging area' alarm for that adrenaline rush? 😂 #LifeIntheFastLane" -
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Ah, the dynamic duo of the spin masters! 🤖💃 No need to tackle obstacles head-on when you can pirouette away from them in style! Who knew cleaning could be so chic and effortless? 💁♂️🌀 #DirtDodgers #CleaningComedy
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- I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.
- “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.
- If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
- Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
- Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.
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